"A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after."

-- Peter De Vries

#Funny Quotes #Mom Quotes #Mother Quotes

“The fact is, there really is no such thing as 'normal' - everybody's different, and that is the essence of their beauty”
“My first idea of movement, of the dance, certainly came from the rhythm of the wave.”
“A strong pursuit, give no time for the enemy to think, take advantage of victory, uproot him, cut off his escape route.”

Source : "The Basic Principles of Operational Art and Tactics: A Soviet View". Book by V. Ye. Savkin, 1972.
“Pain is nothing compared to what it feels like to quit. Give everything you got today for tomorrow may never come.”
“By the time you write the last page you have done half the book. The other half tends to get done in about five weeks; I do several drafts, very, very furiously rewriting. I literally do more or less nothing else and I stick with it and go through it and I begin to hate it.”
“I have seen the player who will inherit my place in Argentine football and his name is Messi. Messi is a genius.”
“The visual is sorely undervalued in modern scholarship. Art history has attained only a fraction of the conceptual sophistication of literary criticism. Drunk with self-love, criticism has hugely overestimated the centrality of language to western culture. It has failed to see the electrifying sign language of images.”
“It's the suppression of the word that gives it the power, the violence, the viciousness.”

Source : "It’s Worse Than Jerry Seinfeld Says: PC Is Undermining Free Speech, Expression, Liberties" by Mick Hume, www.salon.com. July 20, 2015.

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