"If I don't offend somebody, then I'm probably not funny."

-- Tracy Morgan

“To accomplish artistic work, of any individual worth, nature must be seen through the medium of the artist's intellectual emotions.”
“Censorship feeds the dirty mind more than the four-letter word itself.”
“I think it's OK to be confident in yourself.”
“Anything new, anything worth doing, can't be recognized.”
“It's very difficult to talk about the war dead and the fallen without invoking valor, without invoking the words 'heroes.' I feel ... uncomfortable about the word hero because it seems to me that it is so rhetorically proximate to justifications for more war.”
“Man can only be what he sees himself to be, and only attain what he sees himself attaining.”
“To be happy is to be able to become aware of oneself without fright.”

Source : Walter Benjamin, Marcus Paul Bullock, Michael William Jennings, Howard Eiland (1996). “Selected Writings: 1913-1926”, p.463, Harvard University Press
“I was so happy when I found out I had been drafted by the Yankees. Growing up in Taiwan, I had heard so much about the Yankees but had never even seen them on TV.”

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