"Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence."

-- Erma Bombeck

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“Time and again we have learned that the best way to achieve growth and create jobs is for hardworking people to keep more of their own money in their own pockets.”
“It is not good for man to cherish a solitary ambition. Unless there be those around him, by whose example he may regulate himself, his thoughts, desires, and hopes will become extravagant, and he the semblance, perhaps the reality, of a madman”
“I cannot stress the importance of pausing to take a few deep breaths throughout the day. It's simple and effective.”

Source : "Interview with Nikki Deloach, actress in the hit show Awkward". Interview with Maranda Pleasant, www.marandapleasantmedia.com.
“I coach hockey playersâ€”some of them just happen to be girls. When Iâ€™m coaching youth hockey, I put the boys and girls together and they canâ€™t tell the difference. They are just playing hockey.”
“If you want a friend, you don't buy a friend, Eric, you earn a friend through love and trust and respect.”
“Insect resistance to a pesticide was first reported in 1947 for the Housefly (Musca domestica) with respect to DDT. Since then resistance to one or more pesticides has been reported in at least 225 species of insects and other arthropods. The genetic variants required for resistance to the most diverse kinds of pesticides were apparently present in every one of the populations exposed to these man-made compounds.”
“Steve Harmison was a big disappointment in South Africa, and I don't know the reason why, but he has to lift his game.”
“If I'm feeling down in the dumps, or like I need a pop of colour, I'll put on MAC's Lipstick in Lady Danger. I discovered red lipstick when I did the Oscar season: Chanel sent me one and I realised how classic and glamorous it can be.”

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