"No one can disgrace us but ourselves."

-- Josh Billings

#Self Esteem Quotes #Self Respect Quotes #Comedy Quotes

“To be practical in life means to take everything seriously and nothing tragically.”
“Hell is the place where one has ceased to hope.”
“Look at Picasso. Oâ€™Neill. Tennessee Williams. Capote. Were these shiny happy people spreading sunshine? No. Only the greatest of personal demons can force you to do powerful work.”
“There are a couple of projects that are sort of on the plate; I haven't closed any of them yet. I'm trying to figure out which one is going to be the best one for me.”
“If anything's progressive, then we make progress.”
“An ambassador should study the welfare of his country, and not spend his time in feasting and riot.”
“When everyone is part of the people's congress, what need is there for an opposition? Opposition to what? You oppose a government! If there is no government, and the people govern themselves on their own, what are they going to oppose? Something that isn't there?”
“You donâ€™t need help to write a song. You just need to get over this experience that bummed you out so bad. The relationship you were in is over, it was over a long time ago, and you need to move on.”

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