"My credibility is zero. My wife claims she can go before any judge at any time and have me committed."

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Source : Source: www.esquire.com

Alan Abel

#Zero Quotes #Wife Quotes #Judging Quotes

“It's either not good enough and dies altogether, or it develops.”
“Dempsey could beat anybody he could hit. The only reason that he couldn't do anything with fellows like Tunney or Greb or myself was he couldn't hit us.”
“Many of us say we want to experience God, but we donâ€™t look for his majesty. [Tweet this]Â We travel lifeâ€™s paths with our heads down, focused on the next step with our careers or families or retirement plans. But we donâ€™t really expect God to show up with divine wonder.”

Source : FaceBook post by Margaret Feinberg from Apr 21, 2013
“When I'm in L.A., I try to run the canyons or play tennis with friends a few times a week. I've tried working out with a trainer and going to the gym, but I'd just much rather be outside.”
“When people divorce, it's always such a tragedy. At the same time, if people stay together it can be even worse.”
“They claim we're products from the bottom of Hell, But the black is back, and it's bound to sell. Picture us coolin' out on the Fourth of July... And if you heard we were celebratin', that's a worldwide lie.”
“I look a lot like my father and his mother.”
“In my soul, I am still that small child who did not care about anything else but the beautiful colours of a rainbow.”

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