"I found there a country with thirty-two religions and only one sauce."

-- Charles Maurice de Talleyrand

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“The Bible is an inexhaustible fountain of all truths. The existence of the Bible is the greatest blessing which humanity ever experienced. Few tremble at the Word of God, Few, in reading it, hear the voice of Jehovah, which is full of majesty.”
“I don't follow politics; it doesn't interest me. So why should I vote?”
“In the past few months I've become religious, I've started to believe in god, creationism and intelligent design, and the reason that I now believe in god and creationism and intelligent design is because of Professor Richard Dawkins. Because when I look at something as complex and intricate and beautiful as Professor Richard Dawkins, I don't think that just could've evolved by chance! Professor Richard Dawkins was put there by god to test us, like fossils. And facts.”

Source : "Stewart Lee's Comedy Vehicle/ Religion". Comedy, April 2009.
“Some brains are easy to hack into, and other brains are nearly impossible to hack into because they are so complex.”
“Agarikon contains antiviral molecules new to science. Researchers for pharmaceutical companies may have missed its potent antiviral properties. Our analyses show that the mycelial cultures of this mushroom are most active but that the fruitbodies, the natural form of the mushroom, are not.”
“I have already given two cousins to the war and I stand ready to sacrifice my wife's brother.”
“Luck is only my lover, not my wife," replied Bahktiaan easily. He drew his saber. "If ever I wed, it will be skill and intelligence." "Tedious bedfellows," said Sergi.”
“When you have a 13 year old child, you suddenly realize that you may need to pick a vocation.”

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