#Art Quotes #Laughter Quotes #Confused Quotes
“It's true what they say - all the good men are married. But it's marriage that makes them good.”
“You couldn't have fed the '50s into a computer and come out with the '60s.”
“People don't like politicians.”
“Today only the person who no longer believes in a happy ending, only he who has consciously renounced it, is able to live. A happy century does not exist; but there are moments of happiness, and there is freedom in the moment.”
“Being in the movie [School of Rock] was really cool. Sometimes we had to do takes over, but Jack always kept us going. He was fun.”
“It's no treat being in bed with me.”
“I've looked around enough to know that you're the one I want to go through time with.”
Source : Song: Time In A Bottle
“I knew how to swim by the time I turned 4.”
Doug Benson Comedian
Hannibal Buress Comedian
Kyle Kinane Comedian
Marc Maron Comedian
Margaret Cho Comedian
Stewart Lee Comedian
Wyatt Cenac Stand-up comedian
Hasan Minhaj Actor
W. Kamau Bell Stand-up comic