"I better start doing stand up comedy in Spanish before every comedian in Mexico translates my jokes."

-- Felipe Esparza

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“The book of Revelation says that we no longer need the sun or the moon, for Christ is the light of the world.”
“To the exponents of the Perennial Philosophy, the question whether Progress is inevitable or even real is not a matter of primary importance. For them, the important thing is that individual men and women should come to the unitive knowledge of the divine Ground, and what interests them in regard to the social environment is not its progressiveness or non-progressiveness (whatever those terms may mean), but the degree to which it helps or hinders individuals in the their advance towards man's final end.”
“Turn the anger of the Almighty against the godless Turks and Barbarians who despise Christ the Lord.....In the royal city of the east, they have slain the successor of Constantine and his people, desecrated the temples of the Lord, defiled the noble church of Justinian with their Mohometan abominations. Each success, will only be a stepping stone until he has mastered all the Western Monarchs, overthrow the Christian Faith, and imposed the law of his false prophet on the whole world”
“Whatever the faults of the rabbis, consistency was not one of them.”
“People are always nice; I never get anything mean said to me on the street.”

Source : Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.
“The first function of a book review should be, I believe, to give some idea of the contents and character of the book.”
“Sometimes it seems as though not a moment has moved, but then you look up and you're already old or you already have a household of kids or you look down and see your feet are miles and miles away from the rest of youâ€”and you realize you've grown up.”
“The Nautilus was piercing the water with its sharp spur, after having accomplished nearly ten thousand leagues in three months and a half, a distance greater than the great circle of the earth. Where were we going now, and what was reserved for the future?”

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