"To be in a video is a ridiculous thing. It's almost impossible to do it without any humour"

-- Richard Ayoade

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“Several national tests have revealed the following startling statistics about why salespeople fail...15% Improper training both product and sales skills. 20% Poor verbal and written communication skills. 15% Poor or problematic boss or management. 50% Attitude.”
“Every creative story is different. And every creative story is the same. There was nothing. Now there is something. It's almost like magic.”
“I have been given a unique role to play on this earth: given to me by a life filled with sickness, ill-starred circumstances and my profession as an artist. It is a life that contains nothing that resembles happiness, and moreover does not even desire happiness.”
“I believe that a bad Super Bowl halftime show is still better than a soccer game.”

Source : "Blue Collar TV". Comedy TV Series, www.imdb.com. 2004–2006.
“The great thing about sci-fi is that the fans and the audience are unlike any other genre out there. They are constantly looking for great content and good stuff. They don't care where it comes from, they'll latch onto it.”
“In the centre of the cyclone one is off the wheel of Karma, of life, rising to join the Creators of the Universe, the Creators of us. Here we find that we have created Them who are Us.”

Source : John C. Lilly, Antonietta Lilly (1976). “The Dyadic Cyclone: The Autobiography of a Couple”
“I intimidate a lot of men, because I've done a lot. I'm established. I'm successful.”

Source : "EXCLUSIVE: LisaRaye Talks Single Ladies Season 2 and You-Know-Who Leaving". Interview with Kelley L. Carter, www.ebony.com. March 20, 2012.
“The way things are does not determine the way they ought to be”

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