"I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult."

-- Rita Rudner

#Dog Quotes #Religious Quotes #Thinking Quotes

“The Greeks used to use the same stories, the same mythology, time after time, different authors. There was no premium placed upon an original story, and indeed, Shakespeare likewise. A lot of people wrote plays about great kings. They didn't expect a brand-new story. It was what that new author made of the old story. It is probably the same now. We disguise it by inventing what seem to be new stories, but they're basically the same story anyway.”
“Is he your warden now too? You know I saw this story on the news last week about controlling, abusive teenage relationships and- "Okay!" I cut him off, and then shoved his arm. "Time for the werewolf to get out!”
“When hospitality becomes an art it loses its very soul.”

Source : Max Beerbohm (2006). “And Even Now”, p.91, 1st World Publishing
“A person who wasn't outraged on first hearing about quantum theory didn't understand what had been said.”
“For me, I want my kids to find their way. If they're interested in something, I want them to try it out.”
“Performing of any kind: singing, acting, dancing. I also get really excited during interviews.”

Source : Source: www.pittsburghurbanmedia.com
“I'm lucky to have family around me. Otherwise, I'll be taking the risk of falling in love with myself.”
“One Sunday morning the warm sun came up and - pop! - out of the egg came a tiny and very hungry caterpillar.”

Source : Eric Carle (2016). “The Very Hungry Caterpillar”, p.7, Penguin

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