"Has anybody ever seen a dramatic critic in the daytime? Of course not. They come out after dark, up to no good."

-- P. G. Wodehouse

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“A little of what you like does you good. But you can have too much of a good thing.”

Source : Dick King-Smith (2015). “Ace: The Very Important Pig”, p.64, Yearling
“What I try to do for my readers is to pass on some of the things that I found out about being thirteen after doing it for forty years.”
“Ozzy Osbourne and Motley Crue in New Orleans on Mardi Gras = bad idea!”
“In almost all cases now the police are as much an enemy as the others.”
“What is the difference between a man and a parasite? A man builds, a parasite asks 'Where's my share?' A man creates, a parasite says 'What will the neighbors think?' A man invents, a parasite says 'Watch out, or you might tread on the toes of God...”

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“I want to give as many Canadians the opportunity to be successful and if we can use their athletic gifts to get them a free degree or a free diploma across the border then I guess I'm doing my job.”
“My dad is my dad. I love him, and I realize that he's as famous as he is. Of course, I don't look at him like everybody else does. Because I know his little faults, I know his weaknesses. Nobody's perfect. But he's my dad. Just like your dad is to you.”
“There are aspects of love that I once undervalued. Kindness. Having a sort of honor when love is on the table.”

Source : "Susan Minot's Torrid World of Individual Desire" by Will Blythe, www.elle.com. January 28, 2014.

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