"Marriage is when two people are joined together to become one desperately boring person."

-- Ardal O'Hanlon

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“The goal should not be to make money or acquire things, but to achieve the consciousness through which the substance will flow forth when and as you need it.”
“I don't know if God exists, but it would be better for His reputation if He didn't.”
“When walking into the lair of the dragon after robbing his hoard, the least you could do is hold you head high [...]”
“It is not making better people of others that management is about. It's about making a better person of self. Income, power, and titles have nothing to do with that.”
“Obviously I wasn't playing well at the time. But as a player, you lie to yourself. You say, "There's nothing wrong. I'm just not on time [at the plate]." You make something else up because pain is not an option.”

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“That painter who has no doubts will achieve little.”
“What's natural is the microbe. All the rest-heath, integrity, purity (if you like)-is a product of the human will, of a vigilance that must never falter. The good man, the man who infects hardly anyone, is the man who has the fewest lapses of attention.”
“If I want a word, I make it. I don't like combustion. It's too quiet. I have some stuff in a state of combustication.”

Source : Australian ABC Television show "Demonstrations in Physics", ("Episode 30. The Physics of Toys: Electrostatic, Magnetic and Miscellaneous"), 1969.

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