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“I never liked the bar scene. I tried to like it. I would give it a try every three or four months. I'd think, tonight I'm going out. But I never met anybody in that circumstance.”

Source : "The passion project" by Gary Younge, www.theguardian.com. July 23, 2005.
“Shoes are the quickest way for women to achieve instant metamorphosis.”
“Theres something just magical about flight. Period.”
“Let's stop being so damn judgemental & crucifying everyone who doesn't fit into our boxed-in perceptions of what is right.”
“The American People will take Socialism, but they won't take the label. I certainly proved it in the case of EPIC [End Poverty in California]. Running on the Socialist ticket I got 60,000 votes, and running on the slogan to 'End Poverty in California' I got 879,000. I think we simply have to recognize the fact that our enemies have succeeded in spreading the Big Lie. There is no use attacking it by a front attack, it is much better to out-flank them.”

Source : Upton Sinclair “The Jungle”, Lulu.com
“Here's another piece of advice, only date people who have read a different set of books than you have read, it will save you lots of time in the library.”
“The principle of all successful effort is to try to do not what is absolutely the best, but what is easily within our power, and suited for our temperament and condition.”
“I think this is the beginning of a really cool period in music because what we've been living through has been mostly super-testosterone rock, and there's nothing wrong with testosterone but it is damn boring.”

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