"I've always felt that a really good joke, a really good one-liner, is a really good line of poetry. It's imagistic, it's compact, there is a rhythm to it."

-- Kate Clinton

#Lines Quotes #Comedy Quotes #One Liner Quotes

“My parents are the coolest of the cool on every single level, and it's because they have a deep appreciation for every moment of their lives.”
“The best reason for listening to and learning from the poor is that this is one way God is revealed to us.”
“It's the idea that we as people can control our own destinies. The government and the corporations, more even than the government, can't dictate what artwork we're supposed to like or what comedy we're supposed to laugh at.”
“Music is one of my big orgasmic meters. I need it, I love it. I'm so happy when people bring it up because I love it. I need it.”

Source : Source: www.avclub.com
“It's (the lack of communication between the people in his paintings, ed.) probably a reflection of my own, if I may say, loneliness. I don't know. It could be the whole human condition.”
“We all say, 'You don't have to run around playing all these tournaments and trying to conquer the world like Dr. Evil.'”

Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“I never understood why the metal heads in my school hated the punks.”
“I brought a condom," I tell her when I slide her panties down. We're both hot and sweaty, and I can't resist hr anymore. "I did, too," she whispers against my neck. "But we might not be able to use it." "Why not?" I expect her to tell em this was all a mistake, that she really didn't mean to get me all hot and bothered just to tell me I'm not worthy enough to take her virginity, but it's the truth. She clears her throat. "It all d-d-depends on whether or not you're allergic to l-l-latex.”

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