"The ideal length of time for sex to last is the entire relationship, breaking only for snacks."

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Source : Source: www.esquire.com

Tig Notaro

“Originally a stylist took terrible dresses and did everything she could to make them wonderful. Now, you create an image. It's much more specialized.”
“Love yourself first and everything falls into line.”
“It is far easier to write an angry letter than to go and say angry things to another person - because as soon as we look in one another's faces we can see the other point of view.”

Source : Colin Wilson (1985). “The essential Colin Wilson”
“If you want to manage somebody, manage yourself. Do that well and you'll be ready to stop managing. And start leading.”
“Violence is man re-creating himself.”
“God didn't give man wings; He gave him the brains and the spirit to give himself wings. Just as He gave us the capacity to laugh when we hurt, or to struggle on when we feel like giving up. I've come to believe that how we choose to live with pain, or injustice, or death...is the true measure of the Divine within us.”

Source : Alan Brennert (2010). “Moloka'i”, p.307, Macmillan
“I've always been more afraid of being left alone or left out than of things that go bump in the night.”

Source : Nelson Gidding, Robert Wise (1980). “The Haunting: Screenplay”
“[Happiness is] a ghost, itâ€™s a shadow. You canâ€™t really chase it. Itâ€™s a by-product, a very pleasant side effect to a life lived well.”

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