"I was like a Borscht Belt comedian trapped in the body of a 6-year-old. I was channeling Jackie Mason at 7."

-- Josh Gad

#Years Quotes #Comedian Quotes #Body Quotes

“Most people consider life a battle, but it is not a battle, it is a game.”
“A tiny change today brings a dramatically different tomorrow.”
“The real heroes were my good buddies who died during the battles.”
“I thought I'd pay you a visit, my dear. Since you're so interesting." My mouth shifted into high gear, leaving my brain behind. "You know, you're the second guy in a few days to call me that. You should be more creative.”
“Great anger and violence can never build a nation.”
“Fortune helps the intrepid and abandons the cowards. I am the daughter of a man who did not know of fear. Whatever may come, I am resolved to follow that course until death.”
“I think in this country [UK] we could do with rather less political correctness and more straight talking across the board.”
“Reason deserves to be called a prophet; for in showing us the consequence and effect of our actions in the present, does it not tell us what the future will be?”

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