"Unix in particular is very poor at network printing."

-- Michael Sweet

#Printing Quotes #Poor Quotes #Unix Quotes

“Have you ever sent a loved son on vacation, and had him returned to you in a pine box, so horribly battered and water-logged that someone needs to tell you this sickening sight is your son, lynched?”
“Doctors, by God; washing their hands, looking out windows, fiddling with dreadful things while you are stretched out on a table or half undressed on a chair.”
“Immersion in the scriptures is essential for spiritual nourishment”
“Your attitude is more important that your aptitude.”
“I am convinced that our movement will be more demoralized and weakened by blind and uncritical admiration than by frank admission of past mistakes.”
“I always seem to be chosen to do very flattering things like the beard comb over or go to the bathroom with the door open on Sex and the City or be the guy people meow at in Super Troopers. It's great for self esteem.”
“I'm Kakashi Hatake. Things I like and things I hateâ€¦ I don't feel like telling you that. My dreams for the futureâ€¦ never really thought about it. As for my hobbiesâ€¦ I have lots of hobbies.”
“She is Cuba. If you want to love her, you have to be with her, but you can't be with her in her current state. It's the point of view of all exiles - you have to leave the thing you cherish most.”

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