"Every week for me was the same audience, and every week they heckled me. The better I got at comedy, the better the audience was at heckling me. But it helped me with my joke writing."

-- Felipe Esparza

#Writing Quotes #Heckling Quotes #Comedy Quotes

“Normally I would not recommend a book that tells you how to make money in the stock market. Most of these books are aimed at gullible folk, and they usually make much more money for their authors than they do for the investing public.”

Source : "Gavyn Davies does the maths". www.theguardian.com. February 1, 2006.
“I'm a wife and a mother. I don't want to be immature; I have to be ready at all times.”

Source : "Sarah Shahi Charms as the Lead of USA Network’s Fairly Legal". Interview with Brad Balfour, www.huffingtonpost.com. April 11, 2012.
“I would like the church to be a place where the questions of people are honored rather than a place where we have all the answers. The church has to get out of propaganda. The future will involve us in more interfaith dialogue. ... We cannot say we have the only truth.”
“Arya Maloney updates the basis and practice of transpersonal psychology by using the spiritual principles of India's masters and the transformational alchemy inherent in his clients' processes. His work is both enlightening and informative.”
“As far as I know, my husband never had a baby.”
“There is no debate in the scientific community...We need [Congress] to change things, not to deny what's happening.”
“God asks everything of us, yet at the same time he offers everything to us.”
“The camera adds ten pounds and ten thousand dollars.”

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