"I'm not really very funny, I just keep recycling jokes."

“School is the advertising agency which makes you believe that you need the society as it is.”

“The Denver Broncos are all child molesters”

“Everyone I've worked with has been good. You learn from the good, what's good, and you learn from the bad what not to do.”

Source : Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

“[Nietzsche's doctrine of the eternal return] is what makes moments caught up in the immanence of return suddenly appear as ends. In every other system, don't forget, these moments are viewed as means: Every moral system proclaims that "each moment of life ought to be motivated." Return unmotivates the moment and frees life of ends.”

“Here, waltzes are called works! And Strauss and Lanner, who play them for dancing, are called Kapellmeistern. This does not mean that everyone thinks like that; indeed, nearly everyone laughs about it; but only waltzes get printed.”

“Lord Chancellor, did I deliver the speech well? I am glad of that, for there was nothing in it.”

“In my latter years I've decided that there's too much to keep track of when you go into the lying game. That becomes stressful and it's not for me anymore.”

Source : "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

“And, I know the sense of helplessness that people feel. I know the urge to arm yourself because that's what I did. I was trained in firearms. I'd walk to the hospital when my husband was sick. I carried a concealed weapon. I made the determination that if somebody was going to try to take me out, I was going to take them with me.”