"Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head."

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Carol Burnett

#Funny Quotes #Witty Quotes #Children Quotes

“Let us realize that engagement and detachment aren't opposite-the more engaged we become, the more detached we will have to be..”
“There's only a couple times when fame is ever helpful. Sometimes you can get into a restaurant where the kitchen is just closing. Sometimes you can avoid a traffic violation. But the only time it really matters is in the emergency room with your kids. That's when you want to be noticed, because it's very easy to get forgotten in an ER.”
“He who trusts himself for safety to the care of a wicked man, in seeking succor meets with ruin.”
“Beauty and brains, pleasure and usability - they should go hand in hand.”
“Unfortunately, since the Sept. 11 tragedy, our business is not doing too well.”
“We grow old more through indolence, than through age.”

Source : Maxims (1660 - 80)
“The Penny Post will do more for the circulation of ideas, for the fostering of domestic affections, for the humanizing of the mass generally, than any other single measure that our national wit can devise.”
“there is art and there is official art, there always has been and there always will be.”

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