"A lady came up to me one day and said 'Sir! You are drunk', to which I replied 'I am drunk today madam, and tomorrow I shall be sober but you will still be ugly."

-- Winston Churchill

#Humorous Quotes #Drinking Quotes #Drunk Quotes

“There's a kinship among men who have sat by a dying fire and measured the worth of their life by it.”
“Using the risk-based approach presented by the ISPE Guide (i.e., system and component level classification) limited qualification activities to verifying and testing critical aspects of direct impact systems and their critical components.”
“May we think of freedom, not as the right to do as we please, but as the opportunity to do what is right.”

Source : "Life, Liberty & the Pursuit of Happiness: An American Muslim Perspective" by Zainab Chaudry, www.huffingtonpost.com. July 4, 2016.
“I love how pop culture shapes a generation. The trends, fashion and events all play a key part in how we live our present lives, and will mark how we will be remembered in the future.”

Source : Source: www.mtv.com
“It's a sleepy, wonderful, idyllic town but there's a curse on it from 100 years ago, ... The people who died in this kind of boating accident have come back to take their revenge.”
“I try to use pain as fuel for my work.”
“I want to protect my own happiness. I'm not an angel. I'm just a normal girl.”
“We [H&M] believe that growth, profit and sustainability are not contradictory. Our ambition is to be a fair and profitable company, because otherwise we couldn't open any new stores, we couldn't produce new designs and no new jobs would be created. H&M would soon cease to exist.”

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