"There are also a number of humans living up there (Canada), and in many ways they have a lifestyle quite similar to ours, including such traditional American activities as driving Japanese cars."

-- Dave Barry

#Humorous Quotes #Numbers Quotes #Car Quotes

“My name has opened doors and slammed doors shut.”
“There are only fools who believe that art is a serious matter.”
“I was born in a small clapboard house on an island, but I also have certain privileges that I didn't have when I was on the island. So that dichotomy again is actually really crucial.”
“Nothing to me is more distasteful than that entire complacency and satisfaction which beam in the countenances of a new married couple; in that of the lady particularly; it tells you that her lot is disposed of in this world; that you can have no hopes for her.”
“A little work, a little play, To keep us going - and so, good-day!”

Source : George du Maurier (2015). “Trilby”, p.287, Booklassic
“Public opinion in this country is everything.”
“Growing old becomes clear to you at a certain point. I think it's after the age of 70 you realize - you begin to actually be convinced - you're growing older.”
“When you work with kids, people tell you to be very delicate, but that's the last thing you should do with kids. They feel patronized if you're like that. They just want you to be normal.”

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