"I was such a nerd in high school, I didn't even have imaginary friends, I had imaginary bullies."

-- Brian Posehn

#School Quotes #Bully Quotes #Nerd Quotes

“Romance novels satisfy a very specific fantasy of romantic love that seems to be a powerful part of the female psyche.”

Source : "Wickedly Savage Passions". Interview with Melissa Mia Hall, www.publishersweekly.com. February 23, 2004.
“The photograph that discovers and uncovers the world is harder to simulate than an image that simply illustrates one's ideas about it.”

Source : Fred Ritchin (1990). “In our own image: the coming revolution in photography : how computer technology is changing our view of the world”
“This trial cannot be separated from the process of the historical struggle in Palestine that continues today between the Zionist Movement and the Palestinian people, a struggle that centers on Palestinian land, history, civilization, culture and identityAs for your judicial apparatus, which is where this court comes from: it is one of the instruments of the occupation whose function is to give the cover of legal legitimacy to the crimes of the occupation, in addition to consecrating its systems and allowing the imposition of these systems on our people through force.”
“I am in England and the food here is not to be tasted as much as just swallowed without grimacing.”
“What is history but a fable agreed upon?”
“What you're going to be eating in the next year is decided by chefs. If the consensus is that pot-bellies are in next season, that's what's on your plate. And I think that's a good thing, because we know, obviously, about food.”
“The practice of first developing a clear and precise definition of a process without regard for efficiency, and then using it as a guide and a test in exploring equivalent processes possessing other characteristics, such as greater efficiency, is very common in mathematics. It is a very fruitful practice which should not be blighted by premature emphasis on efficiency in computer execution.”

Source : "Notation as a Tool of Thought". Cvommunications of the ACM, 23 (8), (pp. 444 - 465), August 1980.
“The clock never stops, never stops, never waits. We're growing old. It's getting late.”

Source : "Personal Quotes/ Biography". www.imdb.com.

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