"Oh definitely. It'll be in a hot tub, with my entire head squeezed into a jet. The photos are going to be hilarious. Man, I really hope the internet sticks around so people can reference this article in my obituaries and see that what sounds like a joke was actually amazingly prescient."

-- Jason Sudeikis

#Men Quotes #People Quotes #Sound Quotes

“Yesterday, after the Thanksgiving parade, Donald Trump appeared at Macy's to promote his new line of fragrances and business suits. Unfortunately, there were high winds and Trump's hair nearly killed two people.”
“If you think I would have gone to war the way George Bush did, don't vote for me.”
“Above the dirt of an unmarked grave and beneath the shadow of the abandoned refinery, the children would play their own made up games: Wild West Accountants! in which they would calculate the loss of a shipment of gold stolen from an imaginary stagecoach, or Recently Divorced Scientists! in which they would build a super-collider out of garbage to try and win back their recently lost loves.”

Source : Joe Meno (2006). “The Boy Detective Fails”, p.8, Akashic Books
“It is necessary to heal the wounds of the past If you are going to build your country and to have unity. I am working with people who fought me very bitterly before the elections. It was my responsibility as the man who is leading the majority party, my responsibility to heal the wounds of the past and to work with people who were my opponents.”
“I was uncomfortable because I had never been that nude before. I had never shown my legs, and never shown quite that much skin. I always played frigid doctors or the plain sisters who got the guy at the end. What did I know from ladies in caves who ate only meat? And when the outfit came in, I never thought of myself that way. I mean, I always thought of myself as having my father's chest. I was very self-conscious.”
“You can't have three defenders moving up and one going back. The decisions a team makes are important. As a whole.”

Source : Source: dutchsoccersite.org
“I was actually worried about David Ross safety being in Cleveland. I thought I had to be a bodyguard.”

Source : Source: espn.go.com
“I made up my mind that I would rob, burn, destroy, and kill everywhere I went and everybody I could as long as I lived.”

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