"I used to work at UPS I got fired for unloading packages into my car."

-- Felipe Esparza

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“We are not people who touch each other carelessly; every point of contact between us feels important, a rush of energy and relief.”
“Profound and powerful forces are shaking and remaking our world. And the urgent question of our time is whether we can make change our friend and not our enemy.”
“when you stumble, keep faith. And when you're knocked down, get right back up and never listen to anyone who says you can't or shouldn't go on.”
“The reality is it's still in our hands. We have to play four real good games against the Angels. If we take three of four we're still two back and then we'd need help. We'd still be breathing, but we'd need help. We'll shoot all our bullets to try and win that game (Monday) and worry about the next day when we get there.”
“Because I can count on my fingers the number of sunsets I have left, and I don't want to miss any of them.”
“You can tell the size of a man by the size of the thing that makes him mad.”

Source : "Faith in Liberalism". Address to the State Committee of the Liberal Party in New York City, August 28, 1952.
“She hated him and loved him, longed for him and loathed him, and cursed herself for feeling anything at all”
“I have known some grim bells, with not a single joyous note in the whole peal, so forced to hurry for a human festival, with their harshness made light of, as though the Bishop of Hereford had again been forced to dance in his boots by a merry highwayman.”

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