"A woman who repeatedly asks a man she knows to be gay when he's going to get married and have children is not trying to let sleeping dogs lie."

-- Mallory Ortberg

#Dog Quotes #Children Quotes #Lying Quotes

“Too much thinking is a bad thing sometimes.”
“Envy and jealousy are very harmful because you are never ever satisfied with what you have and you never reflect on what you have. You constantly live your life on what you do not have.”
“I also believe that member states of the United Nations should live up their obligations to pay their dues.”
“People working on bigger ideas on a more protracted timeline will be more on the stealth side. They aren't releasing new PR announcements every day. The bigger the secret and the likelier it is that you alone have it, the more time you have to execute. There may be far more people going after hard secrets than we think.”
“Life is the leaves which shape and nourish a plant, but art is the flower which embodies its meaning”
“Public housing is more than just a place to live, public housing programs should provide opportunities to residents and their families.”
“Dreaming was easier than screaming, and screaming was easier than worrying, and worrying was easier than crying, which was what she knew she would be reduced to if she didnâ€™t keep a hard eye on herself.”

Source : Kevin Brockmeier (2011). “The Brief History of the Dead”, p.22, Hachette UK
“God knew we would make mistakes. Life is all about mistakes. It is constant change and growth. Our greatest challenges in life will one day be known to us as our greatest teachers.”

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