"In the United States national security interests to have a working relationship with Russia."

“British scientists have demonstrated that cigarettes can harm your children. Fair enough. Use an ashtray!”

Source : "Jimmy Carr's 40 most memorable jokes: One-liners and videos galore to mark comic's 40th birthday" by Rob Leigh, www.mirror.co.uk. September 14, 2012.

“For those of you who may be unaware, [Michael] Boskin is the economist/weasel/fraud who helped to officially distort the CPI, making it more or less worthless as a measure of inflation. The Boskin Commission... was an act of cowardice. Rather than man up and say fix this, its broken, we can't afford it.”

“The Church received from the apostles the tradition of giving baptism even to infants. The apostles, to whom were committed the secrets of the divine sacraments, knew there are in everyone innate strains of [original] sin, which must be washed away through water and the Spirit”

“Learning from programmed information always hides reality behind a screen.”

“It amazes me that organs that piss Can give human beings such perfect bliss.”

Source : 1969 TheWhole Bloody Bird,'Aphs'.

“As a kid I always wanted to be a centre-forward. I wanted the buzz and thrill of scoring goals from an early age.”

“I definitely think that myself and Sam will help the Timberwolves.”

Source : InsideHoops Interview, www.insidehoops.com. October 11, 2003.

“I have no problem with it. I don't look on homosexuality as an aberration. It's just they way they're born, and how could any relationship between two people in a committed relationship be wrong, regardless of gender?”