"I've never done online dating."

-- Aziz Ansari

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“He felt around desperately for a weapon. What did he have? Diapers? Cookies? Oh, why hadn't they given him a sword? He was the stupid warrior, wasn't he? His fingers dug in the leather bag and closed around the root beer can. Root beer! He yanked out the can shaking it with all his might. "Attack! Attack!" he yelled.”
“Awe is what moves us forward.”
“There's been a deliberate and systematic effort to convey to countries around the world, friends and foes, that if they cross the United States there's a price to pay.”

Source : "Will Bush forgive and forget?" by John King, www.cnn.com. February 11, 2004.
“Have you ever been bitten by an elephant? How about a mosquito? It's the little things in life that will bite you. For most of us, it's the frequent, small and seemingly inconsequential choices that are of grave concern.”
“Your thoughts determine your frequency, and your feelings tell you immediately what frequency you are on.”
“I think people who believe that life emerged naturalistically need to have a great deal more faith than people who reasonably infer that there's an Intelligent Designer.”

Source : Lee Strobel (2009). “The Case for a Creator: A Journalist Investigates Scientific Evidence That Points Toward God”, p.51, Harper Collins
“You sleep on a win and you'll wake up with a loss.”
“The bloom fell off my branches and joy did cast off its flower”

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