"It's hard to have any moral authority over a group of drunken college students when you have never had a beer and never been laid."

-- Tom Green

#Beer Quotes #College Quotes #Groups Quotes

“It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living.”
“I have a real dog-like mentality, in that it's like, 'Where is my next meal coming from? Am I ever gonna eat again? Will I ever write another song again? Will anyone show up for tour?' I think it comes from being really poor as a kid.”
“Day after day we must remember we can take freedom for granted. Day after day we must keep the bond between freedom and other values in mind.”
“Charred bits of black silk swirl into the air, and pearls clatter to the stageâ€¦ Iâ€™m in a dress of the exact design of my wedding dress, only itâ€™s the color of coal and made of tiny feathers. Wonderingly, I lift my long, flowing sleeves into the air, and thatâ€™s when I see myself on the television screen. Clothed in black except for the white patches on my sleeves. Or should I say my wings. Because Cinna had turned me into a mockingjay.”
“... perhaps the clock hands had become so tired of going in the same direction year after year that they had suddenly begun to go the opposite way instead...”
“I respect the office of the presidency, but I never worship at the shrines of our public servants...The Washington press corps has the privilege of asking the president of the United States what he is doing and why.”
“It's one of the properties of love to love what is loved by the person we love.”
“The prices of all imports would rise if the dollar depreciates.”

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