"A guy who says what people who aren't thinking are thinking."

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Jon Stewart

#Thinking Quotes #People Quotes #Guy Quotes

“Never give up! All you have to do is try again.”
“But I felt like Pablo Escobar felt like he was an honorable businessman. And when he killed people, I think he felt he did it because they were honorable. That they were liars and were trying to cheat him. I don't think he had a lot of respect for the politicians in Columbia at the time, so he had quite a lot of fun killing them.”
“During college, when I was working full time for my father [the decorator Mark Hampton], I rented an apartment and I just couldn't take time off to paint it. So I went there one evening and stayed up all night painting the place what I thought was a lovely pale yellow. When the sun came up, I realized I'd painted the walls the color of insanity. I had to immediately mix in all my trim color to tone it down. Yellow is an electric color and wholly misleading. It becomes more yellow with the sun's yellow light on it. The moral is, even if you think your yellow is the one, go paler.”
“The only TV I would be interested in exploring would be live television. There's no substitute for a team of artists performing at their peak live when failure is possible. It's a high-wire act. That excites me.”
“He had the innate sense that something bad was just around the bend, but a hope that something incredible was waiting in the distance. It had to be. His burning love for her cursed through him until he felt so full he didnâ€™t know whether he would fit through the portal.”
“I believe that misconceptions about oneself that one does not correct where possible act as a bad magic.”
“If we are prepared to invest the necessary time and effort, affirmative action can contribute to Harvard's quality and not detract from it.”
“I don't even know if you're allowed to say this. But just like you can't be a little bit pregnant, you also can't be a little bit spread.”

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