"Iâ€™m the one who requires a nice scratch behind my ears, and then Iâ€™ll tap my toe, and thatâ€™ll be fine."

-- Mike Pesca

#Nice Quotes #Scratches Quotes #Ears Quotes

“If I could, I'd wear my sneakers everywhere, even for dinners or events.”

Source : Source: sea.askmen.com
“I don't think I'm a celebrity. A chimpanzee could have done what I did.”
“Whenever you're faced with an explanation of what's going on in Washington, the choice between incompetence and conspiracy, always choose incompetence.”
“Man Ray takes a lot of pressure off me. It's like having a third person in a conversation; one of you doesn't have to talk all the time.”

Source : Lisa Lyons, William Wegman, Kim Levin, Walker Art Center (1982). “Wegman's world: 5 December 1982 to 16 January 1983, Walker Art Center”
“I would like to thank the people who encouraged me to draw army cartoons at a time when the gag man's conception of the army was one of mean ole sergeants and jeeps which jump over mountains.”

Source : "Up Front". Book by Bill Mauldin, 1945.
“I would like to undermine the stereotype of "strict philosophy." J.L. Austin remarked that, when philosophy is done well, it's all over by the bottom of the first page. I take him to have meant that the real work comes in setting up the problem with which you are dealing, and thus getting your reader to take particular things for granted.”

Source : Source: www.3ammagazine.com
“It's hard for two actors to be together. Take the traveling, for instance. It winds up being a long distance relationship, all the time, because one's working here and one's working there, or one's staying at home and one's off someplace else.”
“I do everything I can on a daily basis just so I can have something to give back to the world.”

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