"Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing."

-- Dave Barry

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“Losers quit when they fail. Winners fail until they succeed.”
“Giving jump starts our relationship with God. It opens our fists so we can receive what God has for us.”
“A lot of what I have always done is do other singers.”
“So many people never pause long enough to make up their minds about basic issues of life and death. It's quite possible to go through your whole life, making the mechanical motions of living, adopting as your own sets of ideas you've come to any conslusion for yourself as to what life is all about.”
“Each person who ever was or is or will be has a song. It isn't a song that anybody else wrote. It has its own melody, it has its own words. Very few people get to sing their song. Most of us fear that we cannot do it justice with our voices, or that our words are too foolish or too honest, or too odd. So people live their song instead.”

Source : Neil Gaiman (2005). “Anansi Boys”
“Everything makes me vulnerable, you just have to use it as an actor. It's a constant balance.”
“When you start acting as a child, you grow up ahead of your movies.”

Source : "What I see in the mirror: Hayley Mills" by Hayley Mills, www.theguardian.com. November 19, 2010.
“This skin, this hair, all this outside stuff. It isn't me. It's just my package. It's like the wrapper around the sweet; it isn't the sweet itself. What we really are is all inside the package. All our feelings. All our good moods and bad moods. All our ideas, our cleverness, our love, that's what a person really is. It's called a spirit.”

Source : Colin Cotterill (2017). “The Coroner's Lunch”, p.195, Soho Press

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