"Buy gold and sit on it. That is the key to success."

“Results! Why, man, I have gotten a lot of results. I know several thousand things that won't work.”

“The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.”

“Hopefully standup will become special again.”

“Early on everyone should do, every time they do a big film, they should do a little film. It really does keep you grounded.”

“In the wake of this disaster, the people of Louisiana, Mississippi, Alabama and Florida should know that the United States Congress stands ready to help them in their time of need,.”

“Now, it is my contention that the deneuroticization of humanity requires a rehumanization of psychotherapy.”

“Being brave doesn't mean you aren't scared. Being brave means you are scared, really scared, badly scared, and you do the right thing anyway.”

Source : Neil Gaiman (2012). “Coraline”, p.15, Bloomsbury Publishing

“I try to listen to people, coaches and other pitchers, and see what they do and how they try to do it. Then I try to find a way that's comfortable for me.”