"She got a mud pack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off"

-- Red Skelton

#Inspiration Quotes #Two Quotes #Mud Quotes

“Must love be ever treated with profaneness as a mere illusion? or with coarseness as a mere impulse? or with fear as a mere disease? or with shame as a mere weakness? or with levity as a mere accident? whereas it is a great mystery and a great necessity, lying at the foundation of human existence, morality, and happiness,--mysterious, universal, inevitable as death.”
“Not only is it a great concept and a great idea -- helping people -- it's good pizza too!”
“Ideas visuales combinadas con tecnologÃa e interpretaciÃ³n personal es igual a fotografÃa”
“If self is a location, so is love: Bearings taken, markings, cardinal points, Options, obstinacies, dug heels, and distance, Here and there and now and then, a stance.”
“Our full humanity is contingent on our hospitality; we can be complete only when we are giving something away; when we sit at the table and pass the peas to the person next to us we see that person in a whole new way.”
“All language is political ...”
“The number one secret of being a successful writer is this: marry an English major.”

Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“Fit the parts together, one into the other, and build your figure like a carpenter builds a house. Everything must be constructed, composed of parts that make a whole...”

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