"Flying from the United States to Tokyo takes approximately as long as law school."

-- Dave Barry

#Humorous Quotes #School Quotes #Japan Quotes

“Gold has at all times been considered the best of testimonies of good faith...”

Source : Rafael Sabatini (2013). “Jolly Roger: Captain Blood PLUS the Sea Hawk”, p.74, DoctorZed Publishing
“Soft is the strain when zephyr gently blows.”
“Doing drugs is like anything else - predicated on taste, refinement, dignity, distinction, and originality. Cocaine is not cool, because it makes people act cartoonishly fiendish, and that is undignified.”

Source : Source: www.interviewmagazine.com
“Human identity is fundamentally an illusion; itâ€™s an evolutionary overhang which lets us function as coherent self-aware animals. But, on a deep level, we have no real evidence that when we wake up weâ€™re the same person who went to sleep.”
“When I was 14, I almost had a big green leprechaun tattooed on my forearm. Thank God I didnt - it would have been a nightmare to cover up as an actor. I went with a group of mates and, being Irish, thought a leprechaun would be perfect.”

Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“...maybe he overreacted a bit." "A bit? That's like Hitler saying, 'Oooh, I just meant to go for a little walk, but then I accidentally invaded Poland.”
“We didn't realize we were making memories we just knew we were having fun.”
“Itâ€™s hard to feel desire when you donâ€™t feel desirable”

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