"Obviously, as an adult I realize this girl-on-girl sabotage is the third worst kind of female behavior, right behind saying "like" all the time and leaving your baby in a dumpster."

-- Tina Fey

#Funny Quotes #Girl Quotes #Baby Quotes

“There's no weakness in forgiveness.”
“I have the greatest job in the world. Only one person can have it. You have shortstops on other teams - I'm not knocking other teams - but there's only one shortstop on the Yankees.”
“here are the top three global resources getting scarcer in the twenty-first century: ozone layer, rain forest, people eager to read the fiction of others. That's right, folks. For the first time in I believe written history, there are far more fiction writers on earth than fiction readers.”

Source : Sandra Tsing Loh (2002). “A Year in Van Nuys”, Three Rivers Press
“Gorillas are almost altruistic in nature. There's very little if any 'me-itis.' When I get back to civilization I'm always appalled by 'me, me, me.'”
“You can't stay in your corner of the forest waiting for others to come to you. You have to go to them sometimes.”
“Give us this day our daily taste. Restore to us soups that spoons will not sink in and sauces which are never the same twice. Raise up among us stews with more gravy than we have bread to blot it with... Give us pasta with a hundred fillings.”
“A simple equation exists between freedom and numbers: the more people, the less freedom.”
“You've got to ensure that the holders of an opinion, however unpopular, are allowed to put across their points of view.”

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