"Unfortunately, I'm one of those idiots who knows everything about health and is in a constant state of alarm, and yet I continue to do everything I shouldn't do."

-- Jonathan Ames

#Alarms Quotes #Idiot Quotes #States Quotes

“It's the centrality of the Word and not the person who preaches it that's important.”
“It takes people a long time to learn the difference between talent and genius, especially ambitious young men and women.”
“Greed has poisoned men's souls, has barricaded the world with hate; has goose-stepped us into misery and bloodshed.”
“Watergate is an immensely complicated scandal with a cast of characters as varied as a Tolstoy novel.”
“I was always looking for a career that could combine my creative interests with my technical side, and it ends up directing films is the perfect combination.”
“It is wretched business to be digging a well just as thirst is mastering you.”

Source : "Hoyt's New Cyclopedia Of Practical Quotations" by Jehiel Keeler Hoyt, p. 862-63, Mostellaria, II. 1. 32, 1922.
“I've noticed two things about men who get big salaries. They are almost invariably men who, in conversation or in conference, are adaptable. They quickly get the other fellow's view. They are more eager to do this than to express their own ideas. Also, they state their own point of view convincingly.”
“So, been attacked by any vampires yet?" "Not one." "Zombies? Giant spiders? Water monsters?" It's been really quiet on the supernatural front" "Too bad, 'cause I got attacked by a devil dog. It was not awesome.”

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