"My friends are trying to get me to go out on blind dates. Big 'NO' to that because all my friends are a bunch of lying geeks. They're always like, 'Brian, you're really gonna dig this girl. She's got Traci Lords' eyes, Michelle Pfeiffer's nose, Kim Basinger's lips.' Yeah, they always forget to tell me she's also got Charlie Brown's head."

-- Brian Posehn

#Girl Quotes #Lying Quotes #Eye Quotes

“Trying to solve the mystery is what I enjoy most about writing.”
“If I have one, I'll have thirteen. No, there ain't no in-betwee. Cuz the more I drink, the more I drink, the more I drink.”
“I hate the idea of repeating myself. I need new perspectives and challenges for each project, and I'm very happy that many people are able to follow me without any problem.”

Source : Interview with Mark Richardson, pitchfork.com. March 1, 2002.
“I love stories about misfits and underdogs.”
“Intuition becomes increasingly valuable in the new information society precisely because there is so much data.”

Source : John Naisbitt (1988). “Re-Inventing the Corporation”, Random House Value Publishing
“The oppressed martyrs of our culture have shed blood that nourish the red tulips of our nation.”
“I think it's harder to forgive ourselves for mistakes that we made because we keep dwelling on it. We want to know how it affects other people, if they liked us for it, if they didn't like us. I think we stress over it, we replay it in our mind. It becomes an old tape that years later we continue to play it in our mind.”
“I believe that as women, we must commit ourselves to sustaining the progress made by our foremothers who fought so hard for women's equality and liberation.”

Source : "Sisterhood Now: The Political, the Personal, and the Just" by Carre Otis, www.huffingtonpost.com. April 27, 2012.

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