"Everyone knows that senior citizens are stupid"

-- Tom Green

#Senior Quotes #Stupid Quotes #Citizens Quotes

“Getting old is a fascination thing. The older you get, the older you want to get.”
“I really, really love children and I think probably among children is when I feel mostly berated. It's not like I feel like oh, there's some children here. I have to tone it down. I go nuts with children especially when I ain't got none. So when I'm round my mates' children, I jest them kids up first. I swear at them, I get more worked up, I say crazy stuff to them, fill their heads with nonsense and then I leave them.”
“Speak your dream into existence and the universe will attract the right circumstances and conditions for it to be realized.”
“This sadness wasn't a huge part of me--I wasn't remotely depressed--but still, it was like a stone I carried in my pocket. I always knew it was there. [p. 179]”
“What is good for the bad, and what is bad for the good.”
“I still can't believe that I've achieved what I have. It's like I've lived a dream for about five years now”
“The President, in talking about freedom and democracy, is sparking a wave of very positive democratic sentiment that might help us override both Islamic fundamentalism that has formed in that region, and also some of the hatred for our policies of invading Iraq.”
“I love you more than my own skin and even though you donâ€™t love me the same way, you love me anyways, donâ€™t you? And if you donâ€™t, Iâ€™ll always have the hope that you do, and iâ€™m satisfied with that. Love me a little. I adore you.”

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