"Good comedy is ageless."

-- Ted Levine

#Comedy Quotes #Ageless Quotes

“It's hard to wrap my head around the fact that a billion women have been raped or beaten, just the enormity of that. When I was in college, I'd heard that one in four women would be raped, and I thought, God, that means I must know someone who was raped. Sure enough, I found out a week later that a friend had been. A billion is too big because one is too big.”
“Photos should focus on your waist up, unless you have amazing legs. Then it's okay to include one or two full-body shots in your gallery. The majority of your photos should be closer up, highlighting your face. Don't stage a smile. Instead, try to laugh just before the shot is taken. Flirty smiles that don't look cheesy also work. Make eye contact with the camera. Aim to take most of your photos outdoors.”
“Art remains the one way possible of speaking truth.”
“A gold standard is to the moochers and looters in government what sunlight and garlic are to vampires.”
“If the afternoon had been blue, there might have been less desire.”

Source : Carlos Drummond de Andrade, Thomas Colchie, Mark Strand (1986). “Travelling in the Family: Selected Poems”, New York : Random House
“I'm really proud of you for having come this far â€” every single one of you, wherever you are, you're on your way â€” you are getting there! And â€” don't worry so much! Just â€” that's what we need to stop doing â€” stop worrying so much, and start observing a little bit more.”

Source : "Self Esteem". YouTube video, www.youtube.com. May 31, 2007.
“Energy creates energy. It is by spending myself that I become rich.”
“Don't get me wrong, I like to cuddle. But there is such a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so that they can't get away.”

Source : "Skanks for the Memories". Comedy Album, 2003.

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