"If waterboarding's OK, why don't we let our police do it to suspects so we can learn what they know? We only seem to waterboard Muslims... Have we waterboarded anyone else?"

-- Jesse Ventura

“There is something beautiful in you seeking freedom.”

Source : "The Office's Ed Helms, Paul Lieberstein on life after Michael Scott". Interview with Alex Fletcher, www.digitalspy.com. September 28, 2011.
“I'm crass, contemptuous and crude, obstreperous, obnoxious, rambunctiously raw and rude.”
“I am the least intimidating person. I think I would have done better in my career if I were a little more intimidating. Even the maid who comes to work for me once a week has found out that she can just trample over me... Im a Cancer! We are not ferocious people.”
“You cannot go into the same water twice.”
“There are in most states one or two ministers of war, one of whom is the minister of naval affairs.”
“The peace and beauty of a spring day had descended upon the earth like a benediction.”
“The past slips from our grasp. It leaves us only scattered things. The bond that united them eludes us. Our imagination usually fills in the void by making use of preconceived theories...Archaeology, then, does not supply us with certitudes, but rather with vague hypotheses. And in the shade of these hypotheses some artists are content to dream, considering them less as scientific facts than as sources of inspiration.”
“Ride it when you retire.”

Source : "Steelers Quarterback Roethlisberger Seriously Injured in Motorcycle Crash". www.foxnews.com. June 12, 2006.

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