"You can't just explain a joke. Either it isn't funny, or the person just totally missed the punchline."

-- Cass McCombs

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“I remember one day I was kissing Mason and he spit up in my mouth and I loved it.”
“If a consensus of the majority is all it takes to determine what is right, then having and controlling information becomes extraordinarily important.”
“All men are timid on entering any fight. Whether it is the first or the last fight, all of us are timid. Cowards are those who let their timidity get the better of their manhood.”
“With our abundance of wind, solar, and geothermal energy, Nevada has been a leader in moving away from carbon emissions and embracing a clean energy economy that has created good-paying jobs in our state that can't be shipped overseas.”

Source : Source: www.motherjones.com
“To avoid whipsaw losses, stop trading.”
“Age simply doesn't enter into it! The older the friend, the more he is valued, particularly when he shows so visibly the characteristics that we all look for in friends. You have only to look at a genuine teddy's face to see at once the loyalty, common sense, and above all, dependability behind it.”

Source : Peter Bull (1969). “The teddy bear book”
“If things are tough, remember that every flower had to go through a whole lot of dirt to get there. So do not grieve about a bitter experience. The present is slipping by while you are regretting the past and worrying about the future. Regret will not prevent tomorrow's sorrows; it will only rob today of its strength.”

Source : "Boomerang Joy: Joy That Goes Around, Comes Around".
“I don't mind playing somebody who's not likable, or makes the audience feel slightly conflicted.”

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