"When I'm late it matters, but when everybody else is late it doesn't matter... If that's the rule then just write it down and then I know, you know... I'll read it and I'll write it down on my balls. Right here. Right here on the back of my balls is where I'll write it. On the very back. I'll just lift them and write it nicely."

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Source : "The Comedians of Comedy". Documentary, Comedy, www.imdb.com. 2005.

Brian Posehn

#Writing Quotes #Balls Quotes #Down And Quotes

“The goal of real healthcare reform must be high-quality, universal coverage in a cost-effective way.”
“Over-production is not possible in all branches of industry at once, but it is possible in some as compared to others.”
“Gratitude begins where my sense of entitlement ends.”
“Remember that you are a teacher, you are helping people, making them feel safer, taking them from fear to love, from ignorance to knowledge.”
“Your success depends mainly upon what you think of yourself and whether you believe in yourself.”
“In fact, evolution became in a sense a scientific religion; almost all scientists have accepted it and many are prepared to "bend" their observations to fit in with it.”
“One day in Johannesburg, and already the tribe was being rebuilt, the house and soul being restored.”
“The spirit, the will to win, and the will to excel are the things that endure. These qualities are so much more important than the events that occur.”

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