"In fourteen hundred ninety-two Columbus sailed the ocean blue and discovered America. Now, some have argued Columbus actually discovered the West Indies, or that Norsemen had discovered America centuries earlier, or that you really can't get credit for discovering a land already populated by indigenous people with a developed civilization. Those people are communists. Columbus discovered America."

-- Jon Stewart

#Ocean Quotes #Blue Quotes #Land Quotes

“Some people suffer in silence louder than others.”
“Book marketing is like opening doors for your readers to find you, not a stick you hit them with.”
“We should look at the lives of all as at a mirror, and take from others an example for ourselves.”

Source : "Adelphoe". Play by Terence (Act III, Scene 3, line 62), 160 BC.
“All I do is write their names on the lineup card and let them play. Itâ€™s not a tough job. I havenâ€™t misspelled one name yet.”
“When the bad imitate the good, there is no knowing what mischief is intended.”
“I thought I was going to be like Kevin Spacey in college.”
“You meet saints everywhere. They can be anywhere. They are people behaving decently in an indecent society.”

Source : "May Peace Be with You, Kurt Vonnegut" by Harvey Wasserman, www.huffingtonpost.com. April 13, 2007.
“I'd like to prove to women my age that there can still be good years ahead of us.”

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