"There's theater in life, obviously, and there's life in theater."

-- Charlie Kaufman

#Theater Quotes

“We've seen computers play chess and beat grand masters. We've seen computers drive a car across a desert. But interestingly, playing chess is easy, but having a conversation about nothing is really difficult for a computer.”

Source : "Robot-To-Robot Chat Yields Curious Conversation". "All Things Considered" with Robert Siegel, www.npr.org. September 1, 2011.
“I got to score goals and get points. I got to get on the board somehow.”
“A believer is a bird in a cage, a freethinker is an eagle parting the clouds with tireless wing.”

Source : Robert Green Ingersoll (1907). “The works of Robert G. Ingersoll”, p.108, Library of Alexandria
“Even though you're not by me side, Night, you will forever be my first man, my Zettai Kareshi”
“I think I have a reputation for being really serious. In interviews I use big words, but I'm just an emotional goofball. I play practical jokes all the time.”
“To have guilt you've got to earn guilt, but sometimes when you earn it, you don't feel the guilt you ought to have. And that's what The Firebombing is about.”
“If we are to prevent the fabric of our society from coming apart, we must teach our children to excel not only academically, but also in their appreciation of their obligation to others.”
“They keep saying that sea levels are rising an' all this. It's nowt to do with the icebergs melting, it's because there's too many fish in it. Get rid of some of the fish and the water will drop. Simple. Basic science.”

Source : "3 Minute Wonder", Episode 4, www.pilkipedia.co.uk. August 17, 2006.

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