"I've never known an auctioneer to lie unless it was absolutely necessary."

-- Josh Billings

#Lying Quotes #Funny Business Quotes

“I would like to fly in a professional like manners one of the big airliners. I have to made my mind which of the followwing: Boeing 747, 757, 767, 777 and or Airbus A300 (it will depend on the cost and which one is easiest to learn). The level I would like to achieve is to be able to takeoff and land, to handle communication with ATC, to be able to successfully navigate from A to B (JFK to Heathrow for example). In a sense to be able to pilot one of these Big Bird, even if I am not a real professional pilot.”
“We are delighted to work with the Republican National Committee to build a conservative Congressional majority in 2014. They have a keen understanding for the need to bring together sometimes divergent groups with the common purpose of resurrecting a Reagan-like conservative coalition that appeals to all Americans with a message of hope, opportunity and the chance to achieve the American Dream.”
“It is better to think of church in the ale-house than to think of the ale-house in church.”
“But God really did bless me, you know? He really said, All right. Come on. I'm still waiting for you. Get over here. Get over here.”
“Silence is refreshment for the soul.”
“Carolyn Maloney knows how to get something done, and as I said, it doesn't matter if she's in the majority or the minority. It doesn't matter if she's chair of a committee or not, she can figure out how to get a piece of legislation passed, and that's what is - is a unique quality.”

Source : Source: www.blogher.com
“Faith always shows itself in the whole personality.”
“Everyone wants peace - and they will fight the most terrible war to get it.”

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