"Convoy? Michael, you're hanging around with a man who uses a collective term for a single vehicle."

-- Steve Coogan

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“The ladies of St. James's! They're painted to the eyes; Their white is stays for ever, Their red it never dies; But Phyllida, my Phillida! Her colour comes and goes; It trembles to a lily,-- It wavers to a rose.”

Source : 'The Ladies of St James's' (1883)
“Religion was invented when the first con man met the first fool.”
“Women endowed with remarkable sensibilities enjoy much; but they also suffer much.”
“If not yet lost to all the sense of shame.”
“I have observed 100,000 families over my years of investment counseling. I always saw greater prosperity and happiness among those families who tithed than among those who didn't.”
“I think many people love poetry who don't know they love it. People are sometimes afraid of poetry, or they've been introduced to poetry that doesn't speak to them.”
“I take pens and I write on the inside of my arm. When I'm with people and somebody says a really fascinating anecdote, or fact, or phrase, I'll write it on the inside of my arm. At the end of the day, I'll take the very best things that are on my arm and I'll copy them into a notebook that I always carry and only when the weather is absolutely terrible will I really key the very best of that notebook into the computer. At that point, it's all sort of censored twice - only the best things go from the arm to the book and only the best things go from the book to the computer.”
“I was at the pinnacle of my career one day and the next day I was put out to pasture. I felt like a race horse with a broken leg.”

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