"Satan probably wouldn't have talked so big if God had been his wife."

-- P. J. O'Rourke

#Marriage Quotes #Wife Quotes #Satan Quotes

“It's true he was a sinner. But don't pass so final a judgement. Have pity in your heart and don't forget that he may yet be an Augustine, while you remain just another mediocrity.”
“The only perfect circle on the human body is the eye. When a baby is born it's so perfect, but when it opens its eyes it's just blinded by the corruption and everything else is a downward spiral.”
“There's something about each of my books that I'm really proud of, and there's something about each of my books that I cringe over.”
“who wants to read about success? It is the early struggle which makes a good story.”
“Every girl wants songs written about her. Even the most hardened tattoo-covered punk rock girl would love a nice ballad written for her.”
“Wisdom is not what comes from reading great books. When it comes to understanding life, experiential learning is the only worthwhile kind, everything else is hearsay.”
“Every wise workman takes his tools away from the work from time to time that they may be ground and sharpened; so does the only-wise Jehovah take his ministers oftentimes away into darkness and loneliness and trouble, that he may sharpen and prepare them for harder work in his service.”
“The early firings contained many stones.”

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