"I am pretty sarcastic and pretty dry."

“Waiting around to be saved is like waiting to die and I have done more of both than anyone else in the room.”

Source : Courtney Summers (2012). “This Is Not a Test”, p.46, Macmillan

“There's a black man inside of me just trying to make bail.”

“That adage about genius being 5 percent inspiration and 95 perspiration - it's true.”

“[Evolution Theory] is the motivating factor for guys like Hitler and Stalin and George Bush, by the way, who is a Satan worshipper, like we don't know that.”

Source : Truth Radio, April 3, 2006.

“Literature, real literature, must not be gulped down like some potion which may be good for the heart or good for the brain—the brain, that stomach of the soul. Literature must be taken and broken to bits, pulled apart, squashed—then its lovely reek will be smelt in the hollow of the palm, it will be munched and rolled upon the tongue with relish; then, and only then, its rare flavor will be appreciated at its true worth and the broken and crushed parts will again come together in your mind and disclose the beauty of a unity to which you have contributed something of your own blood.”

“Each man begins with his own world to conquer, and his education is the measure of his conquest.”

“I don't bow down to the federal government.”

Source : "Pete Carroll Tries To Rally The Team". Joe Arpaio's remarks during the Seahawks team meeting at SpringHill Suites of Peoria/Glendale hotel in Arizona, doorfliesopen.com. January 1, 2016.

“Two things I'm obsessed with are the countryside and fields and being in the open space and body parts, so you'll hear me mentioning body parts and human anatomy. I've listened to my songs and I think I am quite visual and I talk about bones and flesh a lot.”