"Now I'm instantly nervous about the demands of doing a weekly column."

-- Rory Bremner

#Demand Quotes #Nervous Quotes #Columns Quotes

“I never had a career before I had the lips, so my lips have had their own career!”
“The problem of criticism is not judgment but evocation - conveying the particular emotional and visual feel that the movie has.”

Source : Source: www.newyorker.com
“For over a half century now I've watched office obesity develop into a full-blown, crippling disease. As our office clutter mounts, we're ever more intimidated and frustrated by it. We engineer drainage and removal of water and liquid wastes from society to prevent hazardous buildup, but the effluent that pours into our offices-paper-is never flushed out.”

Source : Don Aslett (2004). “The Office Clutter Cure”, p.2, Adams Media
“Trust completely in God, and when He brings you to a new opportunity of adventure, offering it to you, see that you take it.”
“We are in danger of forgetting that we cannot do what God does, and that God will not do what we can do. We cannot save ourselves nor sanctify ourselves, God does that; but God will not give us good habits, He will not give us character, He will not make us walk aright. We have to do all that ourselves...”
“If she had been left alone she would have gone on, in her own way, enjoying herself thoroughly, until people found one day that she had turned imperceptibly into one of those women who have become old without ever having been middle aged: a little withered, a little acid, hard as nails, sentimentally kindhearted, and addicted to religion or small dogs.”
“The only guaranteed way to make something not very funny is to make it vague.”
“Writing is one of the easiest things: erasing is one of the hardest.”

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